Hello hello! It’s been an eternity, I know. Life has changed a lot and I thought that constituted a fresh start with a new Tumblr. If you’re interested you can find me at
https://basically-the-little-mermaid.tumblr.com
I look forward to hearing from some of you again very soon. Much love!
“Do you like that show?”
“I certainly enjoy the self indulgent version of it I wrote in my head after it began to disappoint me.”
I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:
Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.
Think about it.
Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.
Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.
They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.
Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.
The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.
Everybody wins. Nobody dies.
THE SHAKESPERE AU I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED
DUDE DID YOU JUST FIX ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC PLAYS EVER CREATED?!
ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING IS SOLVED BY THE QUEER LENS.
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
hang on.. so in the rest of the world it’s equally normal to eat candy in any day of the week????? like, eating candy on a wednesday is about as OK as eating it on a saturday???
the tags on this post are A+
What the fuck sweden
I feel like this is the entire country of Sweden playing a prank on the rest of the world.
What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:
What people hear:
Proper response to someone saying “I can’t do that” because of anxiety:
these responses are literally SO important when you have anxiety
Sometimes things are really scary and if someone has confided in you that they can’t do something because of their anxiety, you should treat it as best you can
anything that goes along the lines of “I would like to help in any way I can” and away from “You are being a baby” is pretty great.
i’ve never seen this response attached to my post before!!!! thank you so much, this is an excellent addition
mark your calendars…
FRIDAY, MAY 27
10 am – Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama
11:20 am – Read It and Weep
12:55 pm – Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
2:40 pm. – Jump In!
4:15 pm – Lemonade Mouth
6:15 pm – Zapped
8 pm – High School Musical 2
9:55 pm – The Cheetah Girls 2
11:45 pm – Zenon the Zequel
1:25 am – Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge
2:55 am – Twitches Too
4:25 am – Alley Cats Strike!
SATURDAY, MAY 28
6:25 am – You Wish!
8:05 am – The Proud Family Movie
9:50 am – Quints
11:25 am – Horse Sense
1:10 pm – Cow Belles
2:50 pm – Twitches
4:30 pm – The Even Stevens Movie
6:15 pm – Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie
8 pm – Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
9:50 pm – Princess Protection Program
11:30 pm – The Cheetah Girls: One World
1:05 am – Zenon: Z3
2:40 am – Halloweentown High
4:20 am – The Thirteenth Year
SUNDAY, MAY 29
6 am – Right On Track
7:45 am – Full-Court Miracle
9:35 am – Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off
11:20 am – Brink!
1:10 pm – Double Teamed
2:55 pm – Rip Girls
4:35 pm – Motocrossed
6:20 pm – Cloud 9
8 pm – Teen Beach 2
9:55 pm – Bad Hair Day
11:40 pm – How to Build a Better Boy
1:20 am – Pixel Perfect
2:55 am – The Other Me
4:30 am – Genius
MONDAY, MAY 30
10 am – Stuck in the Suburbs
11:30 am – Halloweentown
1:05 pm – Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
2:55 pm – Smart House
4:25 pm – High School Musical
6:15 pm – Camp Rock
8 pm – Descendants
10:05 pm – Teen Beach Movie
11:55 pm – Cadet Kelly
1:50 am. – The Cheetah Girls
3:35 am – Johnny Tsunami
So this will be the weekend that I work on Colossalcon the WHOLE ENTIRE WEEKEND then 8)
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